sashayed:

It’s cool how Xabi Alonso is mastering every possible way of breaking the human heart. He did it slow and agonizing in 2009, “ooh, I love you, why don’t you love me, oh, I know you say you do but remember how you didn’t like two years ago, oh I’m staying, no I’m going, I love you, I’ll always love you, I’m going to talk about you forever so you never forget how much you loved me, maybe we’ll get back together someday, ha ha no we won’t, but who knows, maybe,” and that was horrible (I wasn’t actually there, but I absorbed the horror by osmosis).
And now, here I am, standing stunned and gutted on our front porch as he drags out a hastily-packed suitcase and kisses me on the cheek. A huge fancy Porsche purrs in the driveway with THAT SLUT PEP GUARDIOLA in the drivers’ seat. I thought they hated each other. “I love you, but I think we have passed all of our good days together,” midfield maestro Xabi Alonso says gently. “I thought it would be best to do this quickly.” “But,” I whisper. “But —”  ”Have you met my friend, Toni Kroos?” Xabi inquires, shoving some Peeta Mellark looking dude at me. “Toni, please hold her. She likes to be held when she is emotional.” “DON’T I GET A SAY IN THIS??” I plead. “DON’T YOU OWE ME THAT MUCH????” “Goodbye forever,” Xabi Alonso says. “We’ll always have Lisbon, although I did not technically play there.” He kisses my cheek and jogs down the steps. Pep Guardiola honks the horn merrily and they zoom away into the sunset, leaving me staring after them. “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?” I scream at Toni Kroos. “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?????”

sashayed:

It’s cool how Xabi Alonso is mastering every possible way of breaking the human heart. He did it slow and agonizing in 2009, “ooh, I love you, why don’t you love me, oh, I know you say you do but remember how you didn’t like two years ago, oh I’m staying, no I’m going, I love you, I’ll always love you, I’m going to talk about you forever so you never forget how much you loved me, maybe we’ll get back together someday, ha ha no we won’t, but who knows, maybe,” and that was horrible (I wasn’t actually there, but I absorbed the horror by osmosis).

And now, here I am, standing stunned and gutted on our front porch as he drags out a hastily-packed suitcase and kisses me on the cheek. A huge fancy Porsche purrs in the driveway with THAT SLUT PEP GUARDIOLA in the drivers’ seat. I thought they hated each other. “I love you, but I think we have passed all of our good days together,” midfield maestro Xabi Alonso says gently. “I thought it would be best to do this quickly.” “But,” I whisper. “But —”  ”Have you met my friend, Toni Kroos?” Xabi inquires, shoving some Peeta Mellark looking dude at me. “Toni, please hold her. She likes to be held when she is emotional.” “DON’T I GET A SAY IN THIS??” I plead. “DON’T YOU OWE ME THAT MUCH????” “Goodbye forever,” Xabi Alonso says. “We’ll always have Lisbon, although I did not technically play there.” He kisses my cheek and jogs down the steps. Pep Guardiola honks the horn merrily and they zoom away into the sunset, leaving me staring after them. “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?” I scream at Toni Kroos. “WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?????”

(Source: javiermartinezaguinaga)

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Text Posts | Part 1 | Part 2

Hahahahaha<3

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A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

I AM THE KOALA, THE KOALA IS ME

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ORLANDO BLOOM AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES!!!!!!!! *CAN’T BREATHE*

r-lupins said: También :). Fuíste ayer a la posada? Leí que estuvo rudo xDD

Si, si fui, se armaron los golpes y por defender a Diego, Fany, Ana y yo salimos salimos empujadas y a mi me lastimaron la mano :/ eso nos ganamos por meternos jaja

r-lupins said: Ay ni vi que me contestaste xDDD! Hahahaha. Creí que te había comido algo :c. Ya estás de vacaciones??

Sip, ya estoy de vacaciones, tú? :)

Goodbye Gossip Girl </3

Bueno, tengo que escribir algo sobre esto, ya que en mi vida hay pocas personas que entenderían lo que este final me hace sentir, Gossip Girl fue una serie que me acompañó durante toda mi adolescencia, los últimos 6 años de mi vida fueron alegrados por todos estos personajes y por esta historia. Y el día de hoy estos 6 años llegan a su fin, aunque no sea el final que yo esperaba, en serio estoy ansiosa por verlo, aunque al mismo tiempo no quiero que llegue… Pero bueno así es esto y la vida real sigue.

Aquí todos los personajes que marcaron de cierta forma a esta pequeña persona :)

OBVIAMENTE Y PRIMERO QUE NADIE… BLAIR WALDORF, Si pudiera describir mi amor por este personaje en palabras no se cuanto me tardaría, lo diré en cinco palabras: “She is my spirit animal”. Aunque suene raro, ella me ayudó en algunos momentos de mi vida, me digo a mi misma “Piensa como Blair” y ahí esta la respuesta, SIEMPRE. Por este personaje Leighton Meester se convirtió en uno de mis modelos a seguir y la amo

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